First Date Lessons
It taunts her, jutting out of his tooth, begging for her attention.
She tries to look anywhere else, concentrating on the handsome man before her eyes.
Who eats spinach on a first date?
In anticipation of Caturday!! I couldn’t resist…
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Arden Ruth 
That picture didn’t look like a handsome man at all! It looked like a cat and I’m pretty sure that’s not spinach either!
I wanted to give you a funny picture Don! Stop complaining!
It was funny.
Very funny! I see exactly what you mean.
Hah — Thanks 🙂 I’ve been so ‘evil’ lately, I wanted to try to be a little funny!
Very nicely done. The picture was definitely amusing too. 🙂
Hah – Thanks! I saw it and couldn’t help including it!
Impulse is a beautiful thing!
Funny funny funny! Hooray for silly cats! Hooray for Caturday nearly being upon us!
It is the best day of the week 🙂
I think the picture is of a handsome man 🙂 (I love kitties!) There are so many “don’ts” on the first date eat list. Maybe it’s best to go out for drinks and leave it at that!
I completely agree!! 🙂
Hilarious. Being the socially awkward introvert that I am, I would totally eat spinach on the first date!
Haha! I’m the one that orders something like spaghetti so I’m slurping noodles during the whole dinner!
I had ribs once, on a first date….not a good idea either. I laughed at your words and pic. Amusing, cute and on the spot!
Thanks! Yeah, ribs would be a messy choice. I tend to order pasta everywhere I go but I always forget to check to make sure it isn’t a slurpy spaghetti pasta. Always a sexy dinner choice!
Oh how embarrassing. We need a personal embarrassment device to alert us to this possibility.
Oh yes! Whoever invents that deserves a medal 🙂
Too funny! This made me not want to go jump in a puddle after all.
Hooray!! 🙂
Fabulous! Reminds me of an interview I had many years ago – one of the interviewers had a really, really bad squint. Being a teenager, I found that such a challenge. Poor guy, he must have found me a nightmare to deal with.
Haha! Thanks for stopping by!
Loved the piece and the picture. I hope they make it to date #2 and he chooses a safer entree. 🙂
Haha thanks! Me too 🙂
LOL-thanks for the laugh today 🙂
Anytime 🙂
If there was any kind of sexual chemistry, she would simply lean across the table and pluck out that piece of spinach with her tongue. I say that they are doomed as a couple based upon her reaction. 🙂
Hah! Best comment yet!
Hahaha I think we’ve all been there. So funny 🙂
I know I have! Haha
I bet she can’t remember a word he said while that spinach was taunting her! Very funny 🙂
So true! 🙂
At least he eats healthy.
True 🙂
Spinach makes you strong as Popeye, punch him and drag him home to the cave… Men like women taking initiative 🙂 (maybe)
Hah! Great tip 🙂
Hmmm. I eat spinach on a first date, a last date, or any date. One of fav foods. However, it is quite annoying to see it stuck in someone’s teeth. The pic was great too.
Nothing wrong with eating spinach!! 🙂 Thanks for stopping by!
I’ve accused my family members of allowing me to look like that cat before!
Haha! I make my boyfriend check my teeth when I’m done eating. He’s a keeper 🙂
Ha god forbids he farts need some fantasy – at least for a while?
Hah! Yes! At least for a while 🙂
Who indeed! But I love spinach too. Love the cat by the way.
Yeah but save spinach for the second date! 🙂
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Hahahaha! I needed this tonight. Thanks for linking up.
🙂 Thanks! That was a tough word this week!
Hahaha! Funny, and mortifying. Poor guy might never know why he struck out…
Hopefully he realized once he finally looked in a mirror! Thanks for stopping by!
This is hilarious, but WHO eats spinach on a first day. Too true. Wonderful writing.
Thanks so much!